This is lame, but because I’m still laughing at it, I’m gonna post it.

Mass email to all courtrooms from my supervisor this morning:

Please let me know with the hour whether or not you have an “imperative” case set in your Courtroom tomorrow.

Thanks.

P.S. I arrived late this morning. Sorry for the short notice. I will use mare common sense the next time.

My email response back to him (yes, within the hour, as requested):

Wow, mare common sense? Neigh, you have the common sense of a stud!
Sorry, couldn’t resist. No imperative cases set tomorrow unless we get a trial from F today.

I saw him in the elevator after lunch and he was too emphatic in his hello to me, so I knew he’d read the email. I asked if he was offended, and he said that he’s “unoffendable” by now and admitted he did enjoy my email because I didn’t just write “You wrote ‘mare’ when you meant ‘more,’ you idiot” like most people would’ve done if they wanted to call someone out on something. Hee hee!