You know how I have a certain admiration for Dove Chocolate wrapper fortunes? (See past Dove advice here.)

Today, it says this:
“There’s a time for compromise…it’s called ‘later’.”

What the heck is that?! I thought Dove Promises (R) Messages were supposed to be romantic and conducive to love and relationships. If they printed more than ONE of these, and everyone followed that advice, then we’d have a lot more cases to handle at work. Yuck.

*throwing wrapper in trash*