Fri 14 Dec 2007
My blog administrator, Wilco, sent me an email that said that for the month of November…
“these are the top 20 search strings used to find your blog.
#1 is just disturbing.
Top 20 Search Strings
# ….. Hits ….. Search String
1 ….. 101 ….. 10.05% ….. elongated nipples
2 ….. 55 ……. 5.47% …… nyquil trip
3 ….. 38 …… 3.78% ……. cindy’s world
4 ….. 32 …… 3.18% ……. friendship questionnaire
5 ….. 26 …… 2.59% ……. nyquil dosage
6 ….. 23 …… 2.29% ……. hamlet for kids
7 ….. 18 …… 1.79% ……. psychopath test
8 ….. 11 …… 1.09% …….. cindy dog lover
9 …… 9 …… 0.90% …….. flight attendant humor
10 …. 9 …… 0.90% ……. mother natalia
11 …. 9 …… 0.90% ……. trip on nyquil
12 …. 8 ….. 0.80% …….. elongated nipple
13 …. 8 ….. 0.80% …….. nyquil tripping
14 …. 7 ….. 0.70% …….. cindy s world
15 …. 7 ….. 0.70% …….. hamlet for children
16 …. 7 ….. 0.70% …….. just nipples
17 …. 5 ….. 0.50% …….. long boobies
18 …. 4 ….. 0.40% …….. antiquated words
19 …. 4 ….. 0.40% …….. dr. marissa von trapp
20 …. 4 ….. 0.40% …….. fun with hamlet and friends”
If we add the 101 hits for #1 to the 8 hits for #12, we have 109 hits from people searching for things about “elongated nipple(s).” Why? Is this a fetish thing or is this a health informational concern? I don’t suppose any of these people would post a comment and satisfy my curiosity.
It also looks like a lot of people are looking for a quick high through Nyquil.
NYQUIL! Why am I not taking cough syrup for my hacks? I’m retarded.
Isn’t Nyquil very high in alcohol? I can’t remember the % but it can’t be far from a shot of tequila!! lol
Elongated Nipples? Please tell me this is not a fettish…like feet? fat people? big jugs?
I think Nyquil IS high in alcohol, but isn’t lots of stuff? Like mouthwash gives you a positive read on a breathalizer test if you get pulled over after you gargle.
I think it could be a Jordan fetish. “Go over to Cindy’s World! We had a WHOLE discussion on elongated nips!”
Uhm. Yes the whole elongated nipple thing came from me, but now I can’t remember why.
I do believe at one point I asked you if you had elongated nipples (scary) and not sure why. Then I think James got involved after that.
Speaking of….
where is James??!!
the Nyquil search is probably because it’s cold season and people didn’t realize it would take them to YOUR site… haha
Jordan – you took a class that said that most Asian women don’t have difficulty breastfeeding because most Asian women have elongated nipples, so you wanted to know if *I* have elongated nipples, and I was like, “What the hell is that???” and it sparked a whole “thing.”
I don’t know where James is.
There are 26 searches on Nyquil dosage (those people you say are checking on how to take Nyquil cuz it’s cold season), but there are 72 searches on getting high off Nyquil (“trips”), so I assume that cold season is not what brings most of these hits.
ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh… ok
well I took Nyquil a few nights ago.. I admit, it helped me sleep very well… but not sure it got me high… hmmph