My doctor e-mailed me 10 minutes ago:

Sent: 12/24/07 2:39 PM
Subject: Results fo the LEEP

Hi Cindy,

I have the results of the LEEP we did a few days ago.

Excellent news. Yes, we found the PRE cancer changes we expected but nothing more AND it appears that we got it all!

So I would like to see you every 6 months for a year or two to make sure this doesn’t come back. I’ll send reminder cards.

Merry Christmas and Happy New Year.

Dr [K]

My reply to him is insanely gross, so UNLESS you’re nurse Jordan or some other medical tech or someone with experience regarding cervical cancer and gyno procedures, or into psychological self-flagellation, don’t click on the “more” below. You will not view me the same again. I will lose you as a friend, even if you’re only a blog pal. Seriously. Warning. Mental images. TMI. Don’t click.

My email reply to him is:

YAY! Thank you so much! *wiping brow*

Just some minor things — Friday, 2 days after the procedure, my body spit out some mucousy whitish tissue that uncoiled in the toilet bowl to look like maybe 2 square inches of dead, 2mm thick internal skin. I just figured that maybe it’s the cauterized skin that my body healed behind and shed. (I’m sorry to be so disgustingly graphic.) Is this normal?
Also, after the skin came out, my body is pumping some grayish opaque discharge with the occasional “ashy” spots that you’d told me top expect in your office. The discharge does not smell pleasant, it’s slightly acidic-smelling — is this also normal, or should I be concerned about infection? (Again, sorry for the disgusting graphicness.)

Cindy