This little gem is on Reuters:
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WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? — MAN ASKS WIFE AT BROTHEL
Wed Jan 9, 2008 12:29pm EST
WARSAW (Reuters) – A Polish man got the shock of his life when he visited a brothel and spotted his wife among the establishment’s employees. Polish tabloid Super Express said the woman had been making some extra money on the side while telling her husband she worked at a store in a nearby town.

“I was dumfounded. I thought I was dreaming,” the husband told the newspaper Wednesday.

The couple, married for 14 years, are now divorcing, the newspaper reported.

(Writing by Chris Borowski, Editing by Matthew Jones)
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To quote an episode of Friends:
Phoebe [pretending to pick up phone and putting it to her ear]: “Hello, kettle? This is Monica. You’re black.”