I heard on the news this morning that one day, a woman went into her boyfriend’s home’s bathroom, and then just didn’t come out. He brought her food and water to the bathroom, for TWO YEARS, she wouldn’t come out of the bathroom, and no one knows why. And then one day recently, he finally called the cops about it. The cops came out to his house to get the woman, and found that she had been on the toilet seat for so long that her skin had grown around the toilet seat, and they had to surgically remove her ass from the toilet seat. Now the boyfriend is facing criminal charges for waiting so long to call for help or for the cops to investigate.

I have SO many questions about this.