I found this Kim Anderson cake topper online and sent the link to Mr. W via IM.

Me: Does this look like us?
it’s 25% off.
Mr. W: When I was 4
me: you had white hair when you were 4?
Mr. W: Blond
me: well then your family would have a hoot.
you had that color hair a couple years ago.
doesn’t that look like me NOW? *nudge *
[A 5-minute silence goes by, I’m wondering whether he’s going to tell me that if I think I look 4, I’m calling him a pedophile.]
Mr. W: Not as beautiful as you are but, some similarities.
me: awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
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(what a liar.)