Sat 17 May 2008
Friday was my last day of vacation. Mr. W took that day off, too. He picked me up Thursday evening and said, “Tomorrow we’re going to the beach. Should be nice weather.” I’ll bet, it’s been in the 90s UP the last few days! When I left Andy’s practice on Thursday late afternoon, my car informed me it was a scorching 103 outside in Pasadena! Ick. Friday morning, as I donned the bikini, Mr. W informed me that the beach we’re going to is the San Onofre nude beach. He’d been wanting to go since our campout with the jujitsu people.
I declined, I protested, I argued, I refused!
Mr. W could not be deterred.
So I thought, okay, he wants to roam around nekkid letting his junk flop in the cool ocean breeze, but I can take advantage of the fact that it’s “clothing optional” and opt to wear clothing. Depending on how I feel when I get there, I MAY even drop the top.
We hiked down a steep decline to get from the parking area to the beach, and after we hit sand, we turned left and walked way past the last lifeguard tower. We expected to see a posted sign, but instead, the only sign that we had now arrived was a roundish older man with no tanlines walking toward us with a li’l furry sumthin’ sumthin’ bobbing under his robust belly. “I think we found it,” I said.
“Oh really? You think this is it?” an oblivious Mr. W squinted into the sun and sand.
“Yeah. I do,” I said, pointedly and yet cleverly nonchalantly nodding at the guy 100 feet away.
Mr. W and I walked the length of the rather small area, then came back to a spot he liked, and he pushed his umbrella into the sand, laid out the large beach towel, pulled a container of cut watermelon out of his pack, and stripped down. I meekly removed my tanktop and skirt and sat around in my triangle bikini top and modest boy short cut bikini bottom. Mr. W proceeded to spray himself with sunblock, and then asked me to help get the spots where the sun don’t shine but apparently will shine loud and bright today! I did as I was told, then he offered to put sunblock on me. I’m paranoid of odd tanlines when I have to be in a strapless dress in a few months, so I handed him my rub-on sunblock lotion. He told me to lay on my stomach, and he got my back. I think he told me to get the bikini straps out of the way, so I may have untied them in the back, I don’t remember. But I KNOW that he pulled down my shorts a little to get my lower back and in mid-sunblock-application, he slickly just ripped my shorts off. I couldn’t exactly stand up and run after the shorts, so my brain just detached and went to my happy place — I was on my couch in my living room watching TV, Dodo napping on his back near me. Mr. W thought me strange to not be mentally HERE right NOW to enjoy the warm sun, ocean breeze, waves lapping, out in the open nekkid.
Over time, I peeked around. It was 90% men, and the two or three women there were there with their boyfriends or husbands. Most of the people there were alone, and simply stretched out on their loungers or beach blankets napping in the sun, turning over occasionally to ensure an even tan. Most of these people were older rather furry men. There was absolutely nothing lewd going on. I see more impropriety at regular clothed beaches. Mr. W and I were probably the most borderline inappropriate what with our usual cuddling and his playful slaps on my bare butt and all. I thought I was checked out a few times by men, but can’t be sure whether they were checking me out or the hot muscle-clad Mr. W. Given the reputation of nude beaches, I’d say probably Mr. W. We’d occasionally see a nekkid jogger run by the water edge, or nekkid men walk from one edge of the beach to the other looking straight ahead or at the shoreline. There was one youngish guy in his 20s who looked around a bit by the shoreline, and he was definitely kicking his schlong around with each step. He seemed a bit attention-whorish, but I can’t imagine that the “gift” he was making sure everyone saw could be comfortable inside pants. Poor guy.
We left in a few hours, after Mr. W got to play in the water nekkid and I got to watch a nekkid dog play catch with a ball thrown by his nekkid owners in the water. We stayed in the beach areas for awhile, checking out a few houses we were interested in among 3 beach cities (Mr. W’s financing got approved Thursday! Yay!).
I can’t tell if I got a tan or not, since my usual telltale sign is how dramatic the contrast between tanned and untanned areas are, and obviously I didn’t have any new white blocks.
I heard that work re-set all their internet access such that when I return on Monday, I will not be able to get online at all for anything. Damn it! That means fewer posts like this one above. I made it extra-juicy just as a last hurrah thing for you guys. =) Of course certain friends like MOH Vicky are squirming and wincing at the detail.
Oh my!!! I think this could be one of your most risque posts…well minus the photo on the bear blanket of your tush!! I hope the nakedness brought about some friskiness or something positive from the event. I’d still be stressed I think. ha
ps. sorry about the internet, that sux!
sounds like you even enjoyed yourself =) going back anytime soon?
my first experience at a nude beach was with some friends in socal (i think san diego area). we were exploring near some cliffs, and we made our way down toward a group of folks playing vball. as we got closer, we were a bit intrigued as we noticed that the vball players were butt-nekkid. closer yet, we were horrified when we realized that they were also middle-aged, sagging everywhere, and not pretty to look at — at all.
it’s not so bad if you just go and immediately take off the top.. otherwise, sitting there contemplating it, you may choose to keep your clothes on considering MOST nude beaches ARE old fuzzy men.. and gay men. Nothing to see here folks.. so take it off. They’re not looking anyway.. haha. the bottoms though… on.. on .. on
The hike to the place is very out doors, but I have enjoyed that place. I was worried that I would get burned on places that normally don’t see the sun, but I was ok.
I remember this guy came up to talk to us and I think he dyed his pubic hair, cuz they were fire engine red.
Jay and I tried to find the place after the boot camp challenge run and took the wrong exit and ended up a cool spot, but not nude but maybe next time. Wouldn’t that be a lil weird if we both went and bumped into each other. I think we would have a eye staring contest. Haha!
Squirming… squirming…
that has to be the grossest thing in the world… fire engine pubic hair?
gag
yea i’m wincing too.
sad to hear about the internet limitation thing 🙁
i thought for sure at the end of this post i would read, “and then i woke up.”
Flat Coke – I’d have been stressed if I hadn’t gone into that abused-child-detachment thing. =P
flip flop girl – Mr. W’s already setting it up to go back soon. He “helped” facilitate a tanktop tan over the weekend and then “offered” to return to the nude beach to even the tan out. We’ll wait for you the next time before we go back so you can have your 2nd experience. =D
Jordan – bottoms on WAS the plan, unless you’re with a frisky nudist man.
Busykitty – maybe the guy was a natural red-head. Both heads. I’ve heard Danny Bonaduce refer to his own pubic hair as bright red.
Vicky – sorry. Pretty imagery, pretty imagery! “Roses and raindrops and something something kittens…”
anny – sorry, too! Yeah, the lack of internet SUCKED today at work. I can’t chat with you anymore!
wilco – guess I’m not that predictable, huh? Or at least, Mr. W isn’t. I would’ve liked to have woken up.