Sat 31 Oct 2009
A text conversation I had with Bat:
Him: Got your Halloween costume all ready??
Me: no…too lazy. what’re u again?
Him: A cow. MOOOOOO
Me: with teats?
Him: Yeppers. Jealous?
Me: only if u rig the teats so that if someone pulled it, milk would squirt out. can’t u fill it or something?
Him: Do I really want strangers pulling my teats?
Me: who wouldn’t?! u’d be a true cow.
Him: You want strangers to pull YOUR teats?
Me: ARE U CALLING ME A COW?!
Him: Nope, just sayin.
Me: ur udderly insane.
Him: Ha! Best pun ever!
Me: thanks! i’m punny.
Him: That was bad.
Me: ur just jealous. cows are like that. mooove on.
Him: You had a good first effort, then it was all downhill.
Me: hmmph. just cuz u can’t 6-stomach it.
Him: Erk.
Me: bovine.
Him: I can take my teats off.
Me: put it on your head & dance around! u can make a milkshake!
Him: Now you are just reaching.
Me: hay now…
Him: Bleh.
Me: oh come on, i know u laughed. i doubt you get usda prime entertainment like this from other people tonite.
Him: That remains to be seen! Aren’t you guys gonna do anything?
Me: nope. just handing out candy to the minute minions. of course, in ur case, u’d be a mignon.
Him: I’m bringing duct tape with me to SoCal.
Happy Candy-Gathering, readers! Drive carefully out there tonight, lest you inadvertently vanquish some little demons darting about with sugar highs.
Not a single teat pull all night, although a dude dressed as Queen Elizabeth did try to put one in his mouth.
where were you wearing these removable teats, out of curiosity? high or low?
Low…….
how appropriate for a cow, since cows low…
That was bad.
you are the most unsupportive person. Hmmph.
Hi Cindy,
I’ve followed, laughed and enjoyed all your exciting stories about food and public events and wonder why you share so little about your work place. I would think you would have some very interesting stories about things that go on in a legal center,just a thought.
Did you ever go to iseepoetry.com and check out the poems there? There’s seven all together.
Keep up the good work may be you’ll have a travelogue one day.
Regards
Hi Jack!
I have written here and there about work-inspired topics. My posts are categorized, and if you look to the right sidebar on the main page, there’s a category called “work crap.” If you click on that, all prior posts I’d categorized as relating to work come up.
You’re right, though, I don’t write about work a lot. That’s because the nature of the cases are potentially very sensitive and I don’t want to cross any privacy lines or inadvertently post something I’m not supposed to on a public forum such as this one. So I tread lightly.
I have gone to your website and read your poems. I’ve visited the site more than once, just to see if it’s something you regularly update.
It’s a dream of my husband’s that we’ll retire and write travel guides together. We’ll call this “practice.” Haha!
Thank you for your continued patronage. 🙂