Thu 3 Dec 2009
Via IM a few moments ago…
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me: Q: What’s the difference between a car and a golf ball?
Mr. W: ?
me: A: Tiger can drive a golf ball 400 yards.
Mr. W: I’m so ick of stupid Tiger jokes. I’ve been ignoring them all day.
me: this was the only one I’ve heard! =( it’s not even 10a, how many jokes could you have been avoiding?
Mr. W: Im not even sure that one answers the question
me: it does. Tiger crashed his car just leaving his driveway. so he can drive a golf ball 400 yards, but he can’t drive his car 400 yards.
Mr. W: oh ok
me: OMG, you didn’t even get it!!
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Hmmph. No love.
LOL…I’m stealing that one.
I just told that same joke and had my whole Docs department in stitches. It’s all about delivery. 😉
Well, I’m glad SOMEONE got some enjoyment out of this joke. =/
Come deliver it to Mr. W and see if you can get a chuckle out of him. Apparently IM is not the medium to do this.
Just went to lunch with a bunch of co-workers ad told the same joke. Everyon loved it! I’ll coach you. 😉
It’s not my DELIVERY that’s bad, Coach! It’s either the IM medium or Mr. W!
I think I have to agree with that.
Or I’m just gonna let you tell all my jokes from now on.
A very wise decision.