I had a rather unproductive pump session earlier where the total amount in the collection bottles came out to be just under the amount I consider the minimum before I’m happy to use a storage bag on it (currently, this minimum is 3 ounces). So I swirled and tapped and rolled the collection bottles, investing disproportional amounts of time in trying to get every last drop, and I concentrated so hard on this task that I ended up spilling a portion of the bottle’s contents on the linoleum floor.

Not happy, but I get the point. And I don’t even need Allie to point it out, which is one of her favorite things to do these days, i.e.:
*Allie pointing up*
“That’s a fan, baby. See it spin?”
*Allie pointing at me*
“Yes, I’m mommy!”
*Allie pointing at my mouth*
“Ahhhh.” [I’m opening my mouth.]
*Allie pointing at my teeth*
[I make crunching sound effects as I pretend to eat her finger]
*Allie laughs*