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Ann was nice enough to include me in her plans for deckin the halls last nite. She pulled her Christmas tree out of storage and set it up in the corner of her apartment.


It was a very Ann tree; the theme colors were coordinated with her living room in Tiffany blue bows, bronze cloth ribbon, and of course, bling.

Even Ann’s puppy Max was decorated.

We decorated her tree while sipping on Christmas spirit in a mug — hot chocolate made pepperminty by using a candy cane as a stirrer, laced with Bailey’s. Two mugs in, we were in a great mood, chatting it up hypothesizing on how Max’s chew was made…

…cuz nothing brings out the jollies of the holiday mood like the scent of a small dog chewing on bull penis. We figured out that the bull erection was cut into four or five vertical cross-sections and then braided together. It lasts significantly longer than rawhide, dries up fast, and Max is obsessed with it. It kept him busy for hours as he ran around with it, settled down and chewed at the end, poked me in the butt with it, rolled it over my leg while playing with it, and at one point I found myself with it grasped firmly in my hand holding it like a baby bottle to Max to assist him in his gnawing. Ann equated this last activity to my jerking a bull off. Interestingly, after I came home, Dodo sniffed intensely at my bull-penis-holding-hand and then licked his chops. This happened twice. I briefly considered getting Dodo a wedge of bull penis for Christmas, but I don’t see him gnawing on something that hard for long. (I’ll accept your applause for my reference to a pussy, “bull penis,” “hard,” and “long” in one sentence, and thank you for not telling my parents about this blog.)

Sorry about the poor quality of the photos — I was using my cameraphone and couldn’t get the white balance right.

When James and I visited Jordan in Florida in March, we went to Orlando’s Universal Studios, and had dinner at Margaritaville at Universal CityWalk. The restaurant took a photo of the three of us and sold it to us, mounted in keychains, as souvenirs. This is the photo:

James apparently has the keychain just laying around where any small child could get a hold of it, because he sent me this email the other day:
~ * ~
My niece was over today…
She picked up the keychain from MargaritaVille and the following conversation ensued…

Her: “Who are these two girls?”
Me: “Those are my friends.”
Her: “Where did you take this picture?”
Me: “Disney World.”
Her: “You went there with them to Florida?”
Me: “Yes.”
Her: “Who is that one?” (Points to you)
Me: “That’s Cindy.”
Her: “And whose that one?” (Points to Jordan)
Me: “That’s Jordan.”
Her: “Oh….”

… She runs off only to come back sometime later, and picks up the photo again.

Her: “That’s Cindy.” (Points to you).
Her: “That’s Joan.” (Points to Jordan).
Me: “No, that’s Jordan!”
Her: “oh, Jordan!”

… She thinks for a moment.

Her: “Did you sleep with them?”
Me: … paused for a moment, realizing this question is coming from a 5 year old. “No, I didnt.”
Her: “Then where did you sleep? Did you sleep across the room from them?
Me: “Well I guess thats true at Jordan’s house.”
Her: “What about Cindy, what about her house?”
Me: “Her house is here, so she stayed with Jordan too.”
Her: “oh….”

… she thinks for a moment.

Her: “Are they mother and daughter?”
Me: “What?? No!”
Her: “Really? It could be true.”
Me: “What makes you think that? Which one do you think is which?”
Her: “Well the daughter here (points to you) and mother here (points to Jordan).”
Me: “But look one is asian and one is white!”
Her: “You never know…”

Lol…..

She is too funny.

See ya,
James
~ * ~
There’s another reason this is funny. When Jordan came to California for my wedding last August, she treated me to a manicure and pedicure. As the Vietnamese ladies worked on us (we were side-by-side), they chatted and found out I was getting married and that Jordan is visiting for that purpose. So they asked whether Jordan is my mother. It was an absurd question, first because of the racial difference, then because of the LACK of significant age difference. I guess they could’ve assumed she was my future mother-in-law. Nevertheless, Jordan walked away totally offended and complained about it for days.

Reason #3 why this is funny: since Jordan’s been too busy with her life to read blogs, this post will be up for a LONG time before she even realizes it, and so far she has no idea that the above had even occurred. Heh heh! (That’s what you get for being an absentee blogger, Jordan!)

(All photos and videos courtesy of Claudio’s camera; rest mouse pointer over photos for captions.)

Mr. W and I celebrated the coming of November by enjoying our nice SoCal kayaking weather with Dwaine and Claudio.

I hadn’t seen Claudio in YEARS (10+, I’d say), and only recently reconnected with him through an online networking site. I’d always liked Claudio, but didn’t know him very well. He was just “Dwaine’s buddy Claudio.” The last time we saw each other was over a few games of paintball, so obviously nobody was sitting around having in-depth conversations. Over the years of hearing Dwaine’s me-and-Claudio stories, I felt like I’d somehow kept in vicarious contact with Claudio, so it was really fun to “hang out” with him online, cracking jokes and instigating gym challenges, until we could finally meet up in person. That brings us to Sunday, November 1.

The guys came over to our house, changed into swim gear, and we were off to the Lake. Claudio and I had planned to jog the mile there, and since Dwaine was excluded from the planning process, he didn’t have veto power. I heard he was a good sport and simply packed the proper gear for jogging and swimming. This was Dwaine’s second time kayaking, and he’d improved immensely from his first time.

So confident was he in his new kayaking abilities, that he had to balls to do this:

If you had watched the video carefully, though, you’d have seen that when I started rowing toward him or splashing at him, Dwaine’s panic kept him from being able to paddle away effectively. He knew it, too, cuz you can hear his helpless laughing and cussing as he paddled, and eventually pleaded with me with sweet words that fell on deaf ears. Claudio took advantage of this later on to attack Dwaine after Dwaine doused Claudio with so much water on a back row that Claudio’s black shirt took on a whole new sheen.

I quickly rowed away from them to avoid becoming collateral damage, until I realized that something else was possibly collateral damage. “Wait, who has the camera?” I called. Dwaine and Claudio froze, and Claudio produced a dripping black package. Soon Claudio realized his camera wouldn’t shut down or retract its lens properly. That camera casualty has become a joke between us on that networking site, but luckily Claudio was able to extract these photos and videos from it when he got home.

We had a lot of fun, and I was ready for the mile walk back. But I noticed in my peripheral vision that the three men with me were bouncing up and down slightly. I looked up, and they looked like they were making very small jogging-type motions with their legs. Tiny little steps. “We’re RUNNING back?!” I sputtered.
“You set the pace,” Claudio offered. Damn it. So we jogged back, and since I hadn’t gone to the gym consistently in the past month, I tapped all my energy reserves to make it to the front door without stopping. Dwaine and Claudio had enough wind to end the last bit of the uphill in a sprint race. Argh. At least I had Mr. W to keep me company as I sucked Dwaine and Claudio’s dust. Or maybe it wasn’t that Mr. W was being nice, he was using me as an excuse to not compete with these youngsters whose shoes apparently had springs installed in the soles.

After arriving home, we sat in the backyard, had a couple of drinks (water for Dwaine and me; Coronas for Mr. W and Claudio), then set off for dinner at Chipotle.

“Did you guys shower before going in there?” Jordan had asked.
“Of course not, then we wouldn’t smell as athletic,” I’d answered. The day was a lot of fun regardless of how we smelled to everyone else.

Yesterday, I took the day off to support some young family members in another courthouse. The case resolved itself to the family’s satisfaction, so after a shabu shabu lunch together with the family, Mr. W and I went to Disneyland. (How cliche, huh?)

Earlier this week, I got thrown into a mood of urgency when I found out that the Halloween theme ends this weekend, as with the brand new Jack Skellington-MCed fireworks show “Halloween Screams,” which according to friends who’d seen it, is absolutely spooktacular.

Mr. W and I bought annual passes again. I’d been against renewing my annual pass since I found out after buying one a few years ago that Mr. W doesn’t ride the rides, but this time the hubby was a trooper as he popped two Dramamine and didn’t complain once. We waited for the fireworks show to start, shivering on the ground in the center circle facing Sleeping Beauty’s castle.

Soon, an announcement came over the loudspeaker that due to the wind condition, the fireworks show may be canceled. Since we’re now in the midst of Santa Ana Winds season, and we know that these winds peak at night, Mr. W and I got up and left. We don’t know if they actually did cancel the fireworks show, but given how much stronger the gusts had become as we walked to the car, it most likely canceled. We’re going to try again tonight after work. I’m dragging Ann along, since she also recently got an annual pass and was instrumental in convincing me that I needed one, too. Fun, fun!

Sorry for the poor quality photos; these are from my cameraphone. Rest mouse pointers over photos for captions.

I’m impossibly behind in blogging. I blame it on a combination of the difficulty of getting my photos online, and of my not being physically around to do it. I’ve just returned from a 2-week road trip, and with any luck, I’ll be able to cover that trip on here even if it’s by way of a series of picture-book photos with one-liner descriptions.

At some point in the past, on some day, Mr. W and I went to the Los Angeles County Fair. It’s been so long, the event has taken on almost a dream-like quality. *checking calendar* Okay, that was on our last furlough day, September 16. I remember it was furlough day because I’d texted Jordan a photo of us at the Fair and she’d texted back, “Don’t you ever work?!” And I had to explain to her it was an involuntary day off without pay to stave off lay-offs. She didn’t seem to feel sorry for me at all.

These are all Mr. W’s photos. He was testing out his new camera, an upscale Canon that boasts all the features of a digital SLR without the extra lenses to carry around, which he bought cuz he was jealous of my new Nikon SLR. As usual, rest mouse pointers over photos for captions.

The Fair had carnival rides!

The Fair had deep-fried foods! I sent this particular photo to blogger buddy Flat Coke & Flies, my Tennessee girlie who’s a fan of the oil-dunked edibles. I also sent her another sign that pictured deep-fried avocados, smores, zucchinis, and entire White Castle burgers. She thought it looked irresistable and wanted to know which item I’d tried. Deep-fried Oreos? Deep-fried Twinkies? I couldn’t bring myself to try any of them!

Just looking at those fried foods and smelling the grease made me feel so guilty, I got a kosher hot dog and giant turkey leg instead. I know, it’s not exactly a salad, but at least these items were grilled. Plus, Mr. W and I split both.

The day got so unbearably hot and sunny that we both bought hats. I’d been looking for a good hat for years, trying to decide on a fitting style, and it takes desperation to just grab the nearest one that’ll go around my head.


I also petted all sorts of barnyard animals. They don’t look exactly like the cartoon ones in the storybooks, so I had to ask a few times what I was petting. The baby goats were particularly cute…there were 2 that were only a week or so old.


The teenage goats were friendly, too. They liked to be lightly scratched on their heads, where their antlers (are they called antlers on goats?) were coming in. I imagine it’s like teething.

And then there were these fuzzy things. They look like muppet characters to me. Turned out they’re chickens. Are chickens normally this fuzzy? Where the hell have I been? I don’t expect them to look like KFC, but still.

Not shown, I also petted a very nice cow. She was so serene and friendly, leaning against my hand as I caressed her through the pen at the McDonald’s section. How sick and wrong is that, right?! McDonald’s exhibit with two grown cows, and signs on the rails that talk about how beef is processed. I comforted myself thinking that this must be the exhibit cow, and not the hamburger cow. I also decided I really, really want to be Vegan.

This isn’t food (that I know of), but I thought the pair was adorable. A kangaroo mommy and her little joey! I’ll end this food post on that non-food non-dreary note.

Last Saturday, my cousin Diana had her baby shower. She’s due in November, and…

…it’s a GIRL!
There was food…

…and presents.

Lots and lots of presents.

Useful practical presents, too. When her husband Doug came at the end to help clean up, he looked with satisfaction at the pile of loot, hands on his hips, and then turned to Diana and gave her a “Nice job!” with accompanying high-five. Haha!

Diana looked like she enjoyed herself.

My nieces were there, too.

Congrats to the soon-to-be mommy!

My mother has been bugging me for the web address of my image hosting site, saying when her laptop had to be restored that she’d lost the internet history. Considering I never gave her the address of this blog’s image hosting site (I can only guess I was careless and left the address on her browser history when I used her laptop while visiting sometime), and considering the photos my loyal readers know I have posted, I’m relieved she lost access. I told her dismissively that it’s not a public share site as she kept saying it was, and that I don’t use it anymore. Now I can post photos again. I have a bit to catch up on.

On Labor Day weekend, Mr. W and I invited my parents to San Diego with us for Sunday champagne brunch at Tom Ham’s Lighthouse followed by a stroll at the beach and a visit to the Hotel del Coronado, where I’d always wanted to explore. I also got to play with my new digital SLR camera. I got the Nikon D5000. (Rest mouse pointer over photos for captions.)

Mom looks optimistic, Dad looks like he’s trying not to get overexcited. He loves seafood and my mom rarely lets him eat it because she’s protecting his compromised blood pressure and cholesterol levels.

Despite the tilted orientation, I like this shot for what’s refracted in the stem of the glass.

I did say this was a seafood buffet, right?

Wanna see boys play with their food?


“Happy 1-Year!” Mr. W told me.
*smooch*
The problem with continuously talking about how great and fresh the crustaceans taste, is that you get yoinked, as Dad learned.

Unabashed, Dad continues to play with his claws.

It’s cool to finally have significant zoom.

In the lobby of the Hotel del Coronado…

Let me show you the difference between 34 years of marriage and 1 year of marriage.

vs.

Isn’t it cuuute how everyone in the photo happens to be squatting? It’s like I caught a shot of the rice paddies.

Wet-n-wild animals:

Poor hermit crab’s wondering, “How’d I end up in the jungle? Where’s the water?”


Last nite, I met up with Ann and Michelle at Monterey Hill restaurant for dinner after work. (“You’re going WHERE? That’s a DATE RESTAURANT!” Michelle’s fiance Eddie had apparently complained to Michelle when she’d told him about our dinner plans. “Are you SURE you’re not meeting guys there?” Haha. Eddie’s in Taiwan right now with his family so he had to be jealous from afar.) It was the most geographically widespread dinner I’d been to in awhile; I was coming from Norwalk, Ann from Fountain Valley, and Michelle from Alhambra. All three of us had been to the nice view steakhouse before, but it’d been many years for each of us (we counted it by way of “3 boyfriends ago,” “5 boyfriends ago,” etc.). Ann and I arrived while it was still happy hour, so we each sipped on a glass of champagne while indulging in the bar’s free meatball and veggie appetizers as we waited for Michelle.

Michelle soon arrived and we were walked to our window table by the host. As soon as we sat down, Michelle pointed repeatedly somewhere to her left as she mouthed something that Ann apparently understood. I had Michelle repeat her miming so many times I’m surprised she didn’t just slap me. Turns out, I can’t read lips. Something about green monster? Was she pointing at two Asian men seated alone to her left in a booth? Or at the table with two women with the one man closer to us? Did people give us dirty looks as we walked in? “Green monster” meant jealousy, right? I asked Ann, who was seated to my right, what Michelle had said. Turned out she was trying to tell me The Incredible Hulk was seated to our right, a bit behind Ann. I turned and looked, and there sat Lou Ferrigno.

Michelle dug through her purse and soon a pink camera emerged. “We should go ask him if we could take a picture with him,” she suggested.
“Yeah, with all of us!” Ann said.
“But he’s trying to eat, he probably gets this all the time,” I hesitated.
“Yeah, I feel bad bothering a celebrity when he’s at a restaurant,” said Michelle, wavering.
There was a pause as we all reconsidered. And then Ann said, “Oh, he should be flattered! He’s a HAS-BEEN!” We laughed, but decided let him finish eating. Just in case we miss him, though, I leaned over Ann as she tried to lean back out of my way and snapped the above photo with my omnipresent cameraphone. “Geez, you’re not discreet at all!” Ann noticed. See her right shoulder at the corner of that photo. It turned out that Ferrigno’s party finished and walked out while we were doing our girl gabbing, so if I hadn’t snapped that photo, you all would’ve just had to take my word for it that we ate dinner with The Hulk. (With, next to, near, it’s just semantics, right?)

The three of us had a great time bonding and laughing over dinner. Here’s my dinner in particular:

I’d been craving lobsters for awhile. Thoughts of an old Rosarito, Mexico trip and the bargain lobster tail dinner I had there have been causing me to salivate for the past week. When the dinner bill came, the three of us Asian girls realized we had something else in common.
“Just tell me what I owe, I can’t do math,” Michelle said.
“I can’t do math, either,” I admitted, looking to Ann.
“I hate math, it was my worst subject,” confessed Ann.
“Mine too!” Michelle and I chimed in.
Michelle continued, “And people think just cuz I’m Asian, that I’m naturally good at math. And I’m really not.”
“I get that, too,” I shared. “People tend to push the tab at me.”
Ann and Michelle referred to their calculators as necessities.
“I took the most random courses in college just to avoid having to take math to fulfill my math and science GE requirement. I even took Oceanography,” I shared.
Michelle and Ann both looked up at me in surprise. “I took Oceanography, too!” they each said, and I had the feeling they took it for the same reason I did.
Michelle and I struggled through the bill some more and griped more about our pathetic math unskills, and I was vaguely aware of Ann next to me digging through her purse like a dog trying to bury a bone in its yard. Soon, Ann produced a small white thing in her fist and announced, “I have the PERFECT THING for this occasion.” We looked. It was a button that read:
I’m Too Pretty
to do Math!

We all shrieked in delight. We left making plans for a future slumber party with chick flicks, popcorn, wine, and jacuzzi at Ann’s place. (We were responsible drinkers that night; Ann and I stopped at our singular glasses of champagne, and Michelle nursed one glass of red wine the entire night.)

This weekend: bike ride and campout with the Jujitsu Peeps!

Last Friday, Mr. W’s Rocker Brother flew in from Vegas to spend the weekend with us. He happened to have the time off when our Lake featured the Robert Cray Band in the free sunset concert. I’d never heard Robert Cray’s music before, I only knew of him as a blues musician that Rocker Bro had paid good money to watch in concert before. Oh, and that Mr. W had been turned on to Robert Cray by his ex brother-in-law (who remains one of his best friends to date). Then recently Flat Coke & Flies mentioned that she liked his music as well.

On our way home from work Friday, an old pickup truck to our left on the freeway decided to change lanes abruptly to be in front of us. Unfortunately, that’s also where a motorcycle was. The truck cut off the street bike at an angle, not seeing him, and the biker ran his front tire into the side of the truck. The truck swerved back into his own lane, but it was now too late for the biker, who flipped his motorcycle forward, then flipped forward head-first over his bike, and landed on the ground. Everyone stopped in their lanes, including the red pick-up. The motorcyclist staggered on the ground, trying to get up, then fell back down on his right side. After ascertaining that no one was going to run anyone over, Mr. W ran out of the car and to the biker, leaning over him. I stayed in the car and called 911, gave the location on the freeway, and described the accident, asked for immediate paramedic help. I told the operator the biker is conscious as I see his foot move every few seconds, and that traffic was starting to flow again in the right lane but that the left two lanes were blocked by the red truck, us, and the biker in front of us in our lane. Another biker on a Harley rode up to the pieces of Yamaha street bike and offered assistance, and I later learned the Harley rider is a fireman paramedic. The firetruck arrived in minutes with CHP soon following in tow. That’s a bad way to start a weekend. Stats show motorcycle-related accidents have skyrocketed this year. Mr. W later told me the kid in the street bike thinks he may have a broken shoulder or arm as his right side was numb, but that he didn’t think he hit his head (he was thankfully wearing full protective head- and body-gear) and thinks he could just go home. Not the time to be stoic, Asian boy. The guy in the rusty red pickup truck was an older (maybe late 40s or early 50s) Hispanic man who was chainsmoking through the entire fiasco, and I was surprised to see he had a woman (wife?) as a passenger, who never got out of the car. I try to look over my shoulder when Mr. W’s making lane changes, just to check his blind-spots and prevent things like this.

Soon, Mr. W dropped me off at home to make dinner and he was on his way to pick up his Rocker Bro at the airport. I’d hoped he told his brother about this, as his brother’s primary transportation is also by motorcycle. But in talking with Rocker Bro afterwards, I was relieved to find that he appears to be very conscious of the road and other (blind) drivers, and that he rides conservatively. We chatted over lasagna, French bread, and pinot noir. Rocker Bro hadn’t eaten anything but breakfast that day, knowing I’d have lasagna ready when he arrived. He was VERY gracious in his compliments about my culinary skills and had three large helpings. (Spicy Italian sausage w/fat drained, 4 kinds of mushrooms, zucchini, black olives, spinach, onions, tomatoes, red bell peppers, fresh basil.)

The next morning is the Saturday of the concert. On concert days, we reserve spots on the Lake by using picnic blankets, and the Lake hands out different colored wristbands at random at 6:30 a.m., and then picks the sequence of people for dibs by randomly drawing of wristbands. My wristband, black 8, was called first so I went in and put my blanket down right smack stage center on the grass. Mr. W’s wristband was called 3rd and I managed to move my blanket over so that he set his down next to mine for a huge lot right in the center. Here’s a photo of the stage from our location:

We went back to the house, Mr. W made healthyish cinnamon-oatmeal-flax muffins for breakfast, and then we drove to the Lake to leave Mr. W’s car there for later (early prime parking). While we were there, the three of us kayaked for an hour and got some upper body exercise in. Then we walked back home for lower body exercise. I drove us to a late lunch of Fuddrucker’s in my car, we stopped by the store to get some alcohol for the Lake, went home and changed, then we bought some KFC grilled chicken and walked back to the Lake to watch the concert.

I loved the opening band, a bunch of old guys named The Missiles of October. We were amused as soon as the drummer walked onstage in his gray hair and gray mohawk that had the top half sprayed bright blue, put on his reading glasses, and sat at the drums. They were phenomenal, fun, energetic, and could sing and play. They received a standing ovation and did one encore song. I even went and bought their CD after their performance.

Then, Robert Cray. I’m not sure what happened. I fell asleep. Maybe it was because it got dark. Rocker Bro later said that Robert Cray isn’t as good live as he is recorded, that he didn’t seem to “feel” his music; it felt to Rocker Bro in the last concert he’d gone to, too, that Robert Cray seemed to just be doing a job. He still got a request encore and did an encore set.

I think Mr. W had a good time, though, because not only did he stay awake, but he had so many coffee martinis that I had to drive us home. Haha.
Sunday, the three of us drove to Dana Point beach and walked around the rocks trying to find tidepools to peer into. The tide was too high so all we did was do some balancing acts on the many rocks, admire the waves, chat, comment on the many shells and the precarious positions of rocks on the cliffs, and make our way back. I got thigh-deep in warm ocean water and was glad for my water shoes. We had a lunch of paninis at a local healthy panini grill restaurant, then got home right in time for my former jujitsu sensei, Ramon, to call and say he was around the corner from our house. He was test-riding this weekend’s jujitsu bike ride/campout event from his office to our house. I invited him and his wife (following him by car) to our house, we sat and had a drink as they cooled off in our backyard, and they were off to do the last leg of the bike ride, from our house to O’Neill Regional Park (the campgrounds). We soon took Rocker Bro to the airport for his flight home.

Great weekend, I hope he had fun!

1. Test shot, just to make sure the place was photographable before we told the whole family to come on down.

2. All the family we could get together in Vegas that weekend.

3. All the family, take 2.

4. We also did couples shots all over the playground. This was ours.

5. The four brothers, probably just like when they were kids.

6. The four sons and their mommy and daddy.

7. My parents-in-laws’ grandkidlets plus two great-grandkidlets by their moms.

8. Our unit.

As an aside, this was the first time I heard Son refer to us as “a family.” It was in the context that he thinks “we’re the athletic family.”
9. The newest addition to the family, Lydia. I like this photo also because of the proud-papa look in dad’s face. (He was hiding back, not expecting to be in the photo, thinking he was just there to prop his little girl up for a single portrait shot.)

10. Speaking of really cute pictures, my in-laws!

As usual, rest mouse pointer over photos for captions.

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